| John: Read book. Be the awesome coolkid. |
278 |
| AR: Be the troll girl. |
297 |
| Jade: Pick up books. |
250 |
| John: Attempt to get that guy's attention. |
263 |
| the master thief! is that on your laptop from the rain. |
259 |
| Rose: Writhe like a goat and piss on your bed. |
281 |
| PM?: Prepare to revive. |
287 |
| Kanaya: Return to computer lab. |
325 |
| WV: Try to open can with your loving father, and also scarf lady. |
250 |
| MALE: DO A DANCE ON THE NARROW CATWALK! |
272 |
| Dave: Bleat like a proboscis. |
276 |
| Skip to the second gate. |
251 |
| Rose: Hit John in the seizure kernel. |
289 |
| Tavros: Go outside and begin LARPing immediately. |
255 |
| John: Go in the future... |
249 |
| Dave: Read Complacency of the Midnight Crew. |
258 |
| John: Spy in the study. |
250 |
| Sollux: Get back to the story jackass. |
277 |
| John: Examine contents of wallet. |
244 |
| Introduce yourself to the races. |
249 |