| Dave: Change to Scrabble values. |
418 |
| Jade: Quickly retrieve arms from the lady. |
349 |
| Dave: Insert disc 2. |
383 |
| Rose: First, be the other asshole. |
397 |
| John: Get the rest of your own pee for the citizen cans. |
451 |
| Jane: Prepare to revive. |
350 |
| Vriska: Check on Sollux. |
344 |
| Jane: Take a whiff. |
397 |
| Aradia: Connect to Jade. |
391 |
| Equius: Talk to alien. |
349 |
| WV: Adjust time dial to appearify the cable again. |
383 |
| John: Look to your room! |
387 |
| Terezi: Troll this worthless human. |
371 |
| Jane: Check out green tome. |
348 |
| Vriska: Get back to Aradia. |
398 |
| WV: Welcome the rest of your room! |
355 |
| John: Attempt to retrieve mail. |
390 |
| Dirk: Check on Sollux. |
382 |
| Introduce yourself to the end. |
373 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
347 |