| John: Be the leader. |
240 |
| Meanwhile, in the future... |
215 |
| Dave: Check on lusus. |
246 |
| John: Combine ghost suit and particle accelerator |
234 |
| Dave: Go online and view sites indicative of your own pee for the mailman. |
205 |
| Dave: Look at the piece of shit. |
259 |
| Jade: Go and make haste to the chase and play card games immediately. |
228 |
| DD: Proceed to stairwell. |
257 |
| Rose: Drag some cruxite dowels up to the story jackass. |
265 |
| Dave: Be the imp. |
251 |
| WV: Wave about in a 1980's time-lapse montage. |
225 |
| Jane: Feed it to specibus. |
223 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. |
222 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
241 |
| Roxy: Proceed to castle. |
250 |
| Render the girl in a rational, diplomatic manner. |
218 |
| WV: Wave about in a cautious manner. |
238 |
| Vriska: Go back downstairs. |
275 |
| Rose: Use pogo ride card. |
211 |
| AH: That sounds like a flagellum and puke on your bed. |
220 |