| John: Ascend to the old underwood. |
335 |
| Dave: Wake up and commence the adventurin'. |
333 |
| YOUR UNIMPATIENCE HAS BEEN SLAIN. |
876 |
| Jade: Examine magic 8-ball and magic 8 ball. |
297 |
| Jade: Squeal like a proboscis. |
301 |
| Dave: Combine fetus in a 1980's time-lapse montage. |
625 |
| Dave: Resist great urge to seek revenge. |
312 |
| JOHN FLAIL ABOUT IN A MANNERLY WAY FOR MY BIG LETTERS. |
363 |
| John: Snap out of there! |
345 |
| Karkat: Check out other posters. |
340 |
| John: Return to party. |
303 |
| John: Take it to the meter stick. |
317 |
| Jade: Get trolled by GC. |
363 |
| John: Examine Problem Sleuth game. |
360 |
| Dave: Put a punched card in strife specibus |
319 |
| END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1 |
336 |
| Kanaya: Deal with Terezi. |
330 |
| John: Go to computer. |
343 |
| DO THE WINDY THING DO THE POTTED VEGETABLE INSTEAD. IT LOOKS DELICIOUS. |
301 |
| Equius: Get up and jam. |
310 |