| John: W8 around for clues. |
286 |
| Jade: Explore the other guy. |
283 |
| John: Oh, just open the storage box. |
278 |
| Jade: Move Dave's bed to the meter stick. |
273 |
| Jade: Get out of thing. |
314 |
| Render the girl in a distracting manner. |
301 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a goat and piss on your laptop and check on John. |
288 |
| John: Connect to server player. |
287 |
| Jade: Gracefully fly to the story jackass. |
365 |
| WV: Fiddle with the alchemiter. |
270 |
| Calliope: Look around for anything dad may have left behind |
284 |
| ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6 |
296 |
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your arm... |
273 |
| John: Read book. Be the huge bitch. |
309 |
| oh dear. the purple machine. |
279 |
| John: Enter code on back of captchalogue card on totem lathe. |
309 |
| Roxy: Wear the scarf. Ride the ogre. |
356 |
| John: Take dowels and sheets from bed and make haste to the meter stick. |
291 |
| Karkat: Troll this awesome coolkid. |
312 |
| Dave: Download a bunch of cool stuff. |
302 |