| John: Go outside and check on Aradia's present. |
314 |
| Hours in the temporally oblique... |
330 |
| WHY DON'T YOU DO NOT SAY NO TO COOKIES. I COMMAND YOU TO ADDRESS THIS DANGER. |
303 |
| Feferi: Go get your sword. |
336 |
| Dave: Mouse over the river and through the air shooting two guns at once. |
317 |
| Serenity: Go get your sword. |
315 |
| Vriska: Answer white text crashed my browser. |
291 |
| Months in the future... |
318 |
| Dave: Exit your room, and go to mspaintadventures.com |
280 |
| PM: Read the letter. |
302 |
| John: Ascend to the old underwood. |
311 |
| Dave: Wake up and commence the adventurin'. |
314 |
| YOUR UNIMPATIENCE HAS BEEN SLAIN. |
840 |
| Jade: Examine magic 8-ball and magic 8 ball. |
278 |
| Jade: Squeal like a proboscis. |
279 |
| Dave: Combine fetus in a 1980's time-lapse montage. |
594 |
| Dave: Resist great urge to seek revenge. |
294 |
| JOHN FLAIL ABOUT IN A MANNERLY WAY FOR MY BIG LETTERS. |
334 |
| John: Snap out of there! |
311 |
| Karkat: Check out other posters. |
319 |