| Render the girl in a distracting manner. |
281 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a goat and piss on your laptop and check on John. |
265 |
| John: Connect to server player. |
264 |
| Jade: Gracefully fly to the story jackass. |
344 |
| WV: Fiddle with the alchemiter. |
245 |
| Calliope: Look around for anything dad may have left behind |
262 |
| ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6 |
276 |
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your arm... |
254 |
| John: Read book. Be the huge bitch. |
287 |
| oh dear. the purple machine. |
257 |
| John: Enter code on back of captchalogue card on totem lathe. |
289 |
| Roxy: Wear the scarf. Ride the ogre. |
333 |
| John: Take dowels and sheets from bed and make haste to the meter stick. |
272 |
| Karkat: Troll this awesome coolkid. |
292 |
| Dave: Download a bunch of cool stuff. |
279 |
| Roxy: Jump ahead a hundred pages or so. |
266 |
| WV: Fiddle with the trash. |
277 |
| Rose: Forget the W and bottle of Faygo. |
250 |
| Jake: Get silly old adventure off to the highest point of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
246 |
| Rose: Check self for unauthorized demolition. |
275 |