| Years in the lid of the keys on the counter. |
337 |
| Karkat: Get down to business. |
322 |
| Jake: Get silly old adventure off to the chase and play card games immediately. |
316 |
| Jade: Captchalogue the unplugged powercord. |
299 |
| Meanwhile, the past again. |
296 |
| Jade: Get out of it. |
329 |
| Aradia: Be the imp. |
321 |
| WV: Pick up books. |
351 |
| Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust. |
353 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
320 |
| Dave: Wake up again. |
343 |
| John: Check status of Sburb and the impaled crow. |
328 |
| John: Read book. Be the other guy. |
361 |
| Kanaya: Confer with network administrator. |
302 |
| Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust. |
324 |
| AR: Prepare gift for the citizen cans. |
316 |
| John: Go outside and get drawing. |
528 |
| Jade: Realize you can hold. |
315 |
| Jane: Check out magazine. |
349 |
| Meanwhile, in the future... |
302 |