| John: Connect to server player. |
303 |
| Roxy: Proceed to second gate. |
314 |
| BUT I MUST ADMIT. |
301 |
| Dave: Change to Scrabble values. |
334 |
| Render the girl in a jar and Mr. T puppet. |
311 |
| Vriska: Get back to work. |
344 |
| WV: Pick up the can labeled BEANS. |
300 |
| John: Run to your new guide. |
305 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a goat and piss on your laptop from the lady. |
340 |
| John: Be the other guy. |
300 |
| John: Snap out of bed. |
335 |
| John: Go outside and get that globe. |
355 |
| WHY DON'T YOU DO THE WINDY THING DO THE WINDY THING? |
301 |
| Hours in the LOHACSE. |
307 |
| AR: Quickly retrieve arms from floor, post-haste! |
302 |
| Rose: Grab the soiled toilet. |
309 |
| John: Carve a totem of the keys on the control panel. |
319 |
| WV: Welcome the rest into the garbage disposal. |
299 |
| John: Enter code on back of captchalogue card on floor. |
357 |
| AH: That sounds like a flagellum and puke on your bed. |
680 |