| Try to open can with your loving wife and daughter. |
271 |
| Jade: Explore the other guy. |
290 |
| YOU KISS THAT GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
286 |
| Jane: Feed it to Scrabble Points Hash Modus. |
271 |
| Dirk: Talk to friend/enemy. |
270 |
| Rose: Prepare for flight. |
282 |
| Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of vodka. |
278 |
| Dave: Wake up again. |
272 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
270 |
| Dave: Take legendary nap. |
295 |
| John: Reunite with your weak pathetic digits. |
271 |
| Meanwhile, the past again. |
271 |
| Jane: Consult with Jaspersprite. |
297 |
| John: Connect to server player. |
271 |
| Years in the kitchen. |
277 |
| I clicked on all those characters. Time to move on. |
270 |
| Sollux: Deal with this guy. |
272 |
| Dave: Go get a beverage. |
272 |
| Years in the kitchen. |
271 |
| Dave: Take sip of the Midnight Crew. |
273 |