| Davesprite: Chill with Davesprite. |
244 |
| WV: Try to understand. |
211 |
| Dave: Insert card with Dutton ghost image. |
216 |
| Sollux: Deal with crabby customer. |
214 |
| Roxy: Say hi to everybody! |
240 |
| Jack: Quick, be the pony. Second, trample Mom. |
238 |
| Terezi: Troll this worthless human. |
210 |
| Jade: Go explore the house. |
220 |
| Dave: Be the awesome coolkid. |
213 |
| PM: Scamper quickly to the chase and begin LARPing immediately. |
242 |
| AR: Be the puppet. |
229 |
| Jack: Take a look. |
237 |
| ONE MORE BANNER PIECE OF SWAG IN MY DREAM. I AM ALMOST CERTAIN CHERUB SHAKESPEARE SAID THAT. |
254 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
212 |
| Dave: Take the discs. |
214 |
| John: Take dowels and sheets from bed and make haste to the second gate. |
240 |
| John: Return to computer lab. |
244 |
| John: Go back into room. |
234 |
| I selected all those other kids? |
237 |
| Rose: Consult with him. |
240 |