| John: Go over the orange stripe containing PlushRump. |
273 |
| John: Check status of Sburb and the impaled crow. |
240 |
| YOU MAY RECOLLECT. THAT THIS CHUM WILL KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. |
236 |
| Dave: Go back into room. |
231 |
| John: Spy in the future... |
231 |
| Karkat: Deal with AG. |
234 |
| DD: Check on lusus. |
231 |
| Jack: Look at a book. |
271 |
| Try to open can with your loving wife and daughter. |
232 |
| Jade: Explore the other guy. |
248 |
| YOU KISS THAT GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
255 |
| Jane: Feed it to Scrabble Points Hash Modus. |
230 |
| Dirk: Talk to friend/enemy. |
233 |
| Rose: Prepare for flight. |
249 |
| Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of vodka. |
238 |
| Dave: Wake up again. |
236 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
231 |
| Dave: Take legendary nap. |
235 |
| John: Reunite with your weak pathetic digits. |
232 |
| Meanwhile, the past again. |
232 |