| John: Take dowels and sheets from bed and make haste to the chase and begin LARPing immediately. |
343 |
| PM?: Grab the Eldritch Princess. |
342 |
| Dave: Take sip of the keys on the control panel. |
345 |
| Karkat: Be the leader. |
350 |
| John: Fondly regard desert night. |
348 |
| John: Use the turntables and cinderblocks to make a double decker cake. |
345 |
| Vriska: Go back inside. |
348 |
| Dave: Bleat like a proboscis. |
356 |
| Vriska: Get back to the attractive female. |
344 |
| Dave: Be the other half of your interests. |
345 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. |
343 |
| In a future settled askance of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
343 |
| Rose: Put bathtub in driveway. |
354 |
| John: Examine reverse side of hammer card in a more symbolic manner. |
346 |
| Meanwhile, in a distracting manner. |
344 |
| Terezi: Go get a bookmark. |
381 |
| Aradia: Check on lusus. |
344 |
| Dave: Take a juggling club. |
359 |
| Jade: Explore the other other girl. |
348 |
| John: Combine ghost suit and particle accelerator |
345 |