| Jane: Just check out Cal. |
277 |
| Calliope: Check out one of those imps. |
282 |
| Jade: Stop being that guy. |
281 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
302 |
| John: Bone up on Nannaquin, see what's inside! |
279 |
| Jade: Move Dave's bed to the newly created hole. |
279 |
| Eridan: Do something less boring. |
376 |
| Jane: Ok, back to Aradia. |
282 |
| Equius: Proceed to Quest Bed. |
285 |
| Nepeta: Consult with poppop. |
279 |
| Months in the future... |
278 |
| John: Clean up the juice. |
460 |
| TT: Put bathtub back. |
283 |
| Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of vodka. |
305 |
| John: Look at the piece of paper taped to the chase and begin LARPing immediately. |
285 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
277 |
| Terezi: Remove Midnight Crew poster. |
288 |
| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. |
278 |
| Rose: Prepare for flight. |
280 |
| John: Read book. Be the other guy. |
275 |