| PM: Command John to put fridge down. |
304 |
| Vriska: Go back in time and look for Bro's beta. |
325 |
| John: Captchalogue the beta. |
304 |
| WHY DON'T YOU DO NOT SAY NO TO COOKIES. I COMMAND YOU TO ADDRESS THIS DANGER. |
305 |
| i don't like the gray text not human immediately. |
325 |
| Jade: Tidy up a little. |
310 |
| Sollux: Deal with your loving wife and daughter. |
316 |
| BUT I MUST URGE YOU TO JOIN ME. |
329 |
| AH: This is great! Something is in there. Take a prize from the purple machine. |
323 |
| Dave: Insert card with Dutton ghost image. |
302 |
| Kanaya: Deal with this guy. |
342 |
| John: Return to party. |
300 |
| Render the girl in a jar and Mr. T puppet. |
301 |
| John: Wake up and jam. |
306 |
| Rose: Hop over counter, landing in a 1980's time-lapse montage. |
303 |
| WV, AR: Prepare gift for the citizen cans. |
359 |
| AH: This is ridiculous. |
304 |
| Jack: Take a whiff. |
304 |
| Jade: Get out of there! |
300 |
| Jane: Go to bedroom. |
304 |