| Dave: Bleat like a flagellum and puke on your arm... |
275 |
| WV: Try to connect! |
278 |
| Jane: Return to serving client. |
278 |
| And pages and pages and pages and pages and pages. |
277 |
| Jane: Just check out Cal. |
274 |
| Calliope: Check out one of those imps. |
276 |
| Jade: Stop being that guy. |
277 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
298 |
| John: Bone up on Nannaquin, see what's inside! |
276 |
| Jade: Move Dave's bed to the newly created hole. |
276 |
| Eridan: Do something less boring. |
371 |
| Jane: Ok, back to Aradia. |
278 |
| Equius: Proceed to Quest Bed. |
283 |
| Nepeta: Consult with poppop. |
276 |
| Months in the future... |
275 |
| John: Clean up the juice. |
458 |
| TT: Put bathtub back. |
281 |
| Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of vodka. |
302 |
| John: Look at the piece of paper taped to the chase and begin LARPing immediately. |
281 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
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