| Dave: Bleat like a flagellum and puke on your arm... |
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| WV: Try to connect! |
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| Jane: Return to serving client. |
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| And pages and pages and pages and pages and pages. |
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| Jane: Just check out Cal. |
210 |
| Calliope: Check out one of those imps. |
214 |
| Jade: Stop being that guy. |
209 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
239 |
| John: Bone up on Nannaquin, see what's inside! |
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| Jade: Move Dave's bed to the newly created hole. |
217 |
| Eridan: Do something less boring. |
291 |
| Jane: Ok, back to Aradia. |
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| Equius: Proceed to Quest Bed. |
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| Nepeta: Consult with poppop. |
215 |
| Months in the future... |
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| John: Clean up the juice. |
378 |
| TT: Put bathtub back. |
209 |
| Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of vodka. |
246 |
| John: Look at the piece of paper taped to the chase and begin LARPing immediately. |
224 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
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