| Rose: Go downstairs to the story jackass. |
343 |
| Rose: Go to bedroom. |
334 |
| Drop pumpkin on floor. |
329 |
| ANYWAY, BACK TO THE PARTY. |
326 |
| Dave: Take legendary nap. |
330 |
| Dave: Chill with Dave. |
362 |
| Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust. |
332 |
| Roxy: Skip to the attractive female. |
328 |
| John: Use pre-punched card with Dutton ghost image. |
333 |
| Dave: Pull sword out of illicit literature. |
327 |
| Jane: Check out green tome. |
345 |
| SO IN THE BITCHES. |
333 |
| Introduce yourself to the newly created hole. |
356 |
| Jane: Check out DVD. |
336 |
| John: Enter code on back of the first visible captchalogue card. |
329 |
| END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 2 |
330 |
| John: Go outside and begin LARPing immediately. |
332 |
| Dave: Go get a gab in edgeways. |
333 |
| ALPHA MALE: GO OVER THERE. |
339 |
| John: Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your laptop from the tree. |
329 |