| END OF ACT 1. |
287 |
| John: W8 around for a can opener? |
284 |
| Jade: Tidy up a little. |
281 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
284 |
| Dave: Use a punched Gamebro Magazine and timetables. |
286 |
| Karkat: Deal with AG. |
291 |
| John: Captchalogue the beta. |
285 |
| Jade: Combine crystal ball and magic cue ball. |
305 |
| Dave: Wake up and commence the adventurin'. |
292 |
| Karkat: Deal with your weak pathetic digits. |
305 |
| Jack: Send him home. |
305 |
| WV: Press green button on the Xbox. |
286 |
| John: => SWITCH 2. |
288 |
| Rose: Forget the W and bottle of Faygo. |
284 |
| Dirk: What the hell is that on your laptop from the tree. |
283 |
| sir john, i have a look around, Rose. |
281 |
| THAT'S THE END OF ACT 1 |
307 |
| Jake: Attempt to open the package and flee to your right. |
285 |
| Jack: Empty pumpkin on Farmstink. |
793 |
| Rose: Forget the W and bottle of Faygo. |
305 |