| Terezi: Troll this worthless human. |
294 |
| Jade: Get out of it. |
292 |
| Jane: Back to the story jackass. |
289 |
| Great! I would like you to get that guy's attention. |
290 |
| John: Use the turntables and cinderblocks to make a new word for powercord. |
294 |
| John: Get the rest into the kitchen. |
285 |
| FOR THE LAST TIME I COMMAnd you to carve something on it. |
299 |
| John: Check contents of yellow container. |
291 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
290 |
| John: W8 around for a can opener? |
288 |
| Jade: Tidy up a little. |
285 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK |
288 |
| Dave: Use a punched Gamebro Magazine and timetables. |
291 |
| Karkat: Deal with AG. |
295 |
| John: Captchalogue the beta. |
289 |
| Jade: Combine crystal ball and magic cue ball. |
309 |
| Dave: Wake up and commence the adventurin'. |
296 |
| Karkat: Deal with your weak pathetic digits. |
309 |
| Jack: Send him home. |
308 |
| WV: Press green button on the Xbox. |
292 |