| Jade: Stop being that guy. |
275 |
| Years in the box. |
279 |
| Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of vodka. |
280 |
| Rose: Go downstairs to the gray text not human immediately. |
307 |
| Calliope: Flip to page 1. |
280 |
| Jade: Get trolled by GC. |
299 |
| John: Carve a totem of the keys on the other girl and pester John again. |
286 |
| Dave: Captcharoid the hologram of your own pee for the citizen cans. |
285 |
| Skip to the highest point of the present... |
276 |
| Drop pumpkin on floor. |
296 |
| END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 2 |
285 |
| Rose: Go through bedroom door. |
276 |
| John: Go out to be strong. |
275 |
| Nepeta: Consult with Jaspersprite. |
277 |
| Hours in the past... |
284 |
| Sollux: Get to that transmaterializer. |
277 |
| John: Combine ghost suit and particle accelerator |
275 |
| I SAID GET YER ASS UP AND ALCHEMIZE STUFF GO GO GO. |
275 |
| Terezi: Orchestrate demise of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
278 |
| Dave: Combine puppet tux + Midnight Crew poster and outfit. |
274 |