| WV: Use trusty knife to the attractive female. |
282 |
| Render the girl in a rational, diplomatic manner. |
302 |
| JOHN, I APOLOGIZE IN A DISTRACTING MANNER. |
276 |
| WV: Press green button on the hatch. |
274 |
| Feferi: Proceed to time capsule. |
300 |
| John: Examine Alchemiter in a 1980's time-lapse montage. |
300 |
| Vriska: Meddle with moirail. |
274 |
| Kanaya: Meddle with Terezi. |
278 |
| AR?: Doff your hat to the chase and begin adventure. |
283 |
| Meanwhile, in the future... |
274 |
| Vriska: Check out bed. |
276 |
| Terezi: Return to room. |
275 |
| WV: Look at the piece of shit. |
306 |
| John: Get trolled by GC. |
275 |
| John: Enter code on back of the can. |
275 |
| Great! I would like you to get a god damn new sword. |
280 |
| Dave: Combine skateboard and Hella Jeff has a sweet new rap. |
273 |
| Roxy: Jump ahead a hundred pages or so. |
316 |
| Dave: Stop being invisible. |
274 |
| John: Forget it. Go back into the kitchen. |
275 |