| Vriska: Deal with crabby customer. |
300 |
| Rose: Retrieve arms from... |
309 |
| WAIT. TAKE THAT. THE ROBOT GOES CRAZY. |
302 |
| Calliope: Check out other posters. |
303 |
| John: Examine reverse side of hammer card in a jar and self portrait photo. |
309 |
| John: Look at knife. |
300 |
| Kanaya: Meddle with Terezi. |
301 |
| John: Acquire hammer and pogo hammer. |
297 |
| ONE MORE BANNER PIECE OF SWAG IN MY DREAM. I AM ALMOST CERTAIN CHERUB SHAKESPEARE SAID THAT. |
300 |
| Roxy: Wear the scarf. Ride the ogre. |
300 |
| John: First, be the other guy. |
303 |
| Jade: Get out of the shower. |
302 |
| John: Leave a surprise for the citizen cans. |
300 |
| i don't like the gray text not human immediately. |
301 |
| Minutes in the past... |
305 |
| AND SO I GET DUNKED AS FUCK. |
327 |
| WV: Create employment opportunities for the commercial zones. |
325 |
| TT: Grab the Eldritch Princess. |
297 |
| Dave: Chill with Dave. |
303 |
| John: Gather grist, examine safe. |
300 |