| Rose: Head out the Cruxtruder. |
285 |
| Rose: Turn on your turntable. |
286 |
| John: Read book. Be the awesome coolkid. |
315 |
| Jack: Be the huge bitch. |
283 |
| John: There's one more time. |
311 |
| Terezi: Take a closer look. |
285 |
| John: Go outside and check on John. |
285 |
| Jade: Be the huge bitch. |
285 |
| Terezi: Orchestrate demise of the punched pogo card. |
293 |
| Jack: Be the other asshole. |
292 |
| Jack: Quick, be the pony. Second, trample Mom. |
310 |
| Kanaya: Confer with network administrator. |
290 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
282 |
| TT: Put the bunny back in the head with box to get that globe. |
288 |
| John: Prepare for nap. |
287 |
| Vriska: Answer white text crashed my browser. |
287 |
| Years in the box. |
288 |
| Meanwhile, in the future... |
583 |
| John: Take dowels and sheets from bed and make haste to the kitchen back door. |
284 |
| AND SO I WILL NEED YOU TO ADDRESS THIS DANGER. |
283 |