| John: Take it to gristwidget 12000. |
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| John: Enter code on back of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
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| Dave: Go get cane. |
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| John: Go in the past... |
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| Equius: Talk to alien. |
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| i don't like the gray text not human immediately. |
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| Jack: Forge blade out of the present... |
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| Rose: Head out the Cruxtruder. |
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| Rose: Turn on your turntable. |
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| John: Read book. Be the awesome coolkid. |
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| Jack: Be the huge bitch. |
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| John: There's one more time. |
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| Terezi: Take a closer look. |
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| John: Go outside and check on John. |
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| Jade: Be the huge bitch. |
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| Terezi: Orchestrate demise of the punched pogo card. |
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| Jack: Be the other asshole. |
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| Jack: Quick, be the pony. Second, trample Mom. |
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| Kanaya: Confer with network administrator. |
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| END OF ACT 1. |
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