| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 342 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND ALCHEMIZE STUFF GO GO GO. | 697 |
| ==> | 348 |
| ==> | 342 |
| ALPHA MALE: WHISTLE FOR STALLIONS. | 339 |
| Terezi: Sniff Skaiaward. | 335 |
| ==> | 344 |
| John: Open message. | 340 |
| ==> | 346 |
| ==> | 348 |
| STORY RECTANGLE: ZOOM IN ON RAUNCHY SEDUCTION. | 337 |
| ==> ==> | 340 |
| ==> | 337 |
| ==> | 336 |
| Dave: Get a towel or something! | 341 |
| Great! I would like you to get a god damn new sword. | 340 |
| ==> | 343 |
| ==> | 342 |
| Jade: Proceed. | 341 |
| ENOUGH STRANGE POETRY FROM THE RED TEXT. | 350 |