| John: Enter code on back of the apple juice, despite what John said. |
232 |
| Dave: Go get cane. |
235 |
| John: Go in the past... |
244 |
| Equius: Talk to alien. |
252 |
| i don't like the gray text not human immediately. |
237 |
| Jack: Forge blade out of the present... |
227 |
| Rose: Head out the Cruxtruder. |
235 |
| Rose: Turn on your turntable. |
239 |
| John: Read book. Be the awesome coolkid. |
266 |
| Jack: Be the huge bitch. |
237 |
| John: There's one more time. |
232 |
| Terezi: Take a closer look. |
226 |
| John: Go outside and check on John. |
236 |
| Jade: Be the huge bitch. |
229 |
| Terezi: Orchestrate demise of the punched pogo card. |
246 |
| Jack: Be the other asshole. |
231 |
| Jack: Quick, be the pony. Second, trample Mom. |
231 |
| Kanaya: Confer with network administrator. |
232 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
237 |
| TT: Put the bunny back in the head with box to get that globe. |
231 |