| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 316 |
| Dave: Hide evidence in microwave. | 334 |
| A mother will do whatever is best for her children. | 318 |
| Insert disc 2. | 313 |
| Rose: Refuse to acknowledge the absurd kitten. | 321 |
| OPEN CHEST. | 356 |
| ======> | 321 |
| ==> | 340 |
| dear jade, | 317 |
| KISS HER | 318 |
| Rose: Look for mad scientists. | 404 |
| WV: Captchalogue can of custard. | 318 |
| ==> | 319 |
| Dave: Look out window. | 345 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP | 336 |
| Jack: Kill John's dad yourself. | 317 |
| WV: Deappearify the pumpkin. | 340 |
| ======> | 317 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 317 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 322 |