| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Dave: Look out window. | 341 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP | 332 |
| Jack: Kill John's dad yourself. | 312 |
| WV: Deappearify the pumpkin. | 334 |
| ======> | 312 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 313 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 316 |
| ==> | 317 |
| ==> | 311 |
| ======> | 310 |
| ==> | 317 |
| It's nice to meet you, John. | 311 |
| John: Open map. | 312 |
| ==> | 313 |
| Rose: Attach a W to face as a fake moustache. | 310 |
| ==> | 320 |
| ======> | 311 |
| ==> | 322 |
| ==> | 935 |
| ==> | 311 |