| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Dave: Look out window. | 341 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP | 332 |
| Jack: Kill John's dad yourself. | 313 |
| WV: Deappearify the pumpkin. | 335 |
| ======> | 313 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 314 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 318 |
| ==> | 318 |
| ==> | 312 |
| ======> | 310 |
| ==> | 318 |
| It's nice to meet you, John. | 312 |
| John: Open map. | 314 |
| ==> | 314 |
| Rose: Attach a W to face as a fake moustache. | 311 |
| ==> | 321 |
| ======> | 313 |
| ==> | 323 |
| ==> | 936 |
| ==> | 312 |