| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Rose: Look for mad scientists. | 394 |
| WV: Captchalogue can of custard. | 309 |
| ==> | 307 |
| Dave: Look out window. | 336 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP | 328 |
| Jack: Kill John's dad yourself. | 305 |
| WV: Deappearify the pumpkin. | 331 |
| ======> | 309 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 307 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 313 |
| ==> | 314 |
| ==> | 308 |
| ======> | 307 |
| ==> | 312 |
| It's nice to meet you, John. | 307 |
| John: Open map. | 309 |
| ==> | 309 |
| Rose: Attach a W to face as a fake moustache. | 305 |
| ==> | 315 |
| ======> | 306 |