| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| DO AS THE PURPLE TEXT IS LESS IRRATIONAL THAN THE RED TEXT AGAIN. | 359 |
| John: Retreat upstairs! | 374 |
| Dave: Kick that puppet out of there! | 347 |
| John: Read Colonel Sassacre's text. | 371 |
| ==> | 348 |
| Dave: Deploy cloning apparatus. | 349 |
| Jane: Run. | 348 |
| ==> | 350 |
| ==> | 349 |
| ==> | 349 |
| ACT 6 ACT 4 | 352 |
| Roxy: Read other book. | 350 |
| Dave: Get a towel or something! | 356 |
| John: Ride pogo ride. | 352 |
| ==> | 354 |
| UH OH. HERE HE COMES. | 350 |
| ======> | 351 |
| Tavros: Fly, Pupa!!!!!!!! | 349 |
| ==> | 351 |
| WV: Press green button on the matter. | 351 |