| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| DO AS THE PURPLE TEXT IS LESS IRRATIONAL THAN THE RED TEXT AGAIN. | 349 |
| John: Retreat upstairs! | 365 |
| Dave: Kick that puppet out of there! | 339 |
| John: Read Colonel Sassacre's text. | 365 |
| ==> | 338 |
| Dave: Deploy cloning apparatus. | 336 |
| Jane: Run. | 337 |
| ==> | 338 |
| ==> | 336 |
| ==> | 339 |
| ACT 6 ACT 4 | 341 |
| Roxy: Read other book. | 341 |
| Dave: Get a towel or something! | 345 |
| John: Ride pogo ride. | 335 |
| ==> | 344 |
| UH OH. HERE HE COMES. | 340 |
| ======> | 337 |
| Tavros: Fly, Pupa!!!!!!!! | 337 |
| ==> | 338 |
| WV: Press green button on the matter. | 336 |