| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| WV: Captchalogue can of custard. | 261 |
| ==> | 263 |
| Dave: Look out window. | 280 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP | 277 |
| Jack: Kill John's dad yourself. | 262 |
| WV: Deappearify the pumpkin. | 281 |
| ======> | 263 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 261 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 261 |
| ==> | 258 |
| ==> | 263 |
| ======> | 264 |
| ==> | 261 |
| It's nice to meet you, John. | 260 |
| John: Open map. | 261 |
| ==> | 260 |
| Rose: Attach a W to face as a fake moustache. | 263 |
| ==> | 259 |
| ======> | 266 |
| ==> | 268 |