| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ======> | 255 |
| ==> | 273 |
| dear jade, | 253 |
| KISS HER | 249 |
| Rose: Look for mad scientists. | 331 |
| WV: Captchalogue can of custard. | 254 |
| ==> | 252 |
| Dave: Look out window. | 271 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP | 268 |
| Jack: Kill John's dad yourself. | 252 |
| WV: Deappearify the pumpkin. | 268 |
| ======> | 252 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 253 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 250 |
| ==> | 247 |
| ==> | 251 |
| ======> | 252 |
| ==> | 250 |
| It's nice to meet you, John. | 250 |
| John: Open map. | 251 |