| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Answer your chums. | 365 |
| ==> | 340 |
| John: Get cruxite. | 517 |
| IT WILL BE TIME, INDEED, FOR ME TO GET... | 338 |
| Exit. | 336 |
| HOMOSUCK. | 365 |
| ==> | 337 |
| I DOUBT IT. | 341 |
| Rose: Produce captchalogue card. | 347 |
| ==> | 353 |
| Jake: Attempt to leave the house. | 364 |
| John: Combine ghost shirt and suit. | 363 |
| ==> | 340 |
| ======> | 347 |
| ==> | 337 |
| John: Look at the piece of paper taped to the story jackass. | 338 |
| ==> | 349 |
| John: Go downstairs. | 337 |
| ==> | 338 |
| IT IS HAPPENING AT YOUR EXPENSE! | 334 |