| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Answer your chums. | 368 |
| ==> | 347 |
| John: Get cruxite. | 527 |
| IT WILL BE TIME, INDEED, FOR ME TO GET... | 345 |
| Exit. | 344 |
| HOMOSUCK. | 370 |
| ==> | 346 |
| I DOUBT IT. | 345 |
| Rose: Produce captchalogue card. | 353 |
| ==> | 359 |
| Jake: Attempt to leave the house. | 371 |
| John: Combine ghost shirt and suit. | 369 |
| ==> | 347 |
| ======> | 354 |
| ==> | 346 |
| John: Look at the piece of paper taped to the story jackass. | 346 |
| ==> | 354 |
| John: Go downstairs. | 347 |
| ==> | 345 |
| IT IS HAPPENING AT YOUR EXPENSE! | 345 |