| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Dave: Look out window. | 232 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP | 238 |
| Jack: Kill John's dad yourself. | 216 |
| WV: Deappearify the pumpkin. | 235 |
| ======> | 216 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 211 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 223 |
| ==> | 222 |
| ==> | 214 |
| ======> | 215 |
| ==> | 211 |
| It's nice to meet you, John. | 214 |
| John: Open map. | 208 |
| ==> | 210 |
| Rose: Attach a W to face as a fake moustache. | 221 |
| ==> | 216 |
| ======> | 228 |
| ==> | 216 |
| ==> | 610 |
| ==> | 212 |