| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Be Dirk. | 309 |
| ==> | 307 |
| Kanaya: Deal with AG. | 305 |
| ======> | 309 |
| ==> | 417 |
| ======> | 310 |
| John: Examine Deep Impact poster. | 355 |
| Jade: Put something weird in the future... | 304 |
| John: Get more stuff. | 352 |
| ==> | 331 |
| Roxy: Send him home. | 302 |
| WV: Press the steak button. | 307 |
| Jake: Commence robroquest. | 310 |
| ==> | 306 |
| ======> | 312 |
| FINE. JOHN. RETURN TO YOUR FRIEND UNIT. | 317 |
| ==> | 310 |
| ==> | 315 |
| Karkat: Get down to business. | 303 |
| Enter name. | 310 |