| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Shades: Descend. | 330 |
| Be Dirk. | 327 |
| ==> | 324 |
| Kanaya: Deal with AG. | 324 |
| ======> | 328 |
| ==> | 436 |
| ======> | 330 |
| John: Examine Deep Impact poster. | 375 |
| Jade: Put something weird in the future... | 323 |
| John: Get more stuff. | 377 |
| ==> | 353 |
| Roxy: Send him home. | 320 |
| WV: Press the steak button. | 326 |
| Jake: Commence robroquest. | 329 |
| ==> | 325 |
| ======> | 331 |
| FINE. JOHN. RETURN TO YOUR FRIEND UNIT. | 337 |
| ==> | 328 |
| ==> | 334 |
| Karkat: Get down to business. | 324 |