| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Rose: Refuse to acknowledge the absurd kitten. | 310 |
| ==> | 267 |
| Ball: Drop. | 297 |
| ==> | 308 |
| ==> | 279 |
| Sollux: Enter name. | 268 |
| ==> | 264 |
| John: Take box. | 272 |
| ==> | 312 |
| ==> | 295 |
| And then, | 274 |
| ==> | 310 |
| ==> | 274 |
| Dave: Deploy and upgrade. | 265 |
| ==> | 264 |
| ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 1 | 301 |
| ALPHA MALE: CALL FOR BACKUP. | 278 |
| TT: Revise bathroom. | 301 |
| ====> | 308 |
| ==> | 339 |