| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Tavros: Go outside and check on Aradia's present. | 259 |
| ==> | 243 |
| John: Search for your father's car. | 229 |
| ==> | 233 |
| Rose: Confront mother in hall. | 237 |
| Aradia: Make her pay. | 219 |
| Karkat: Examine Kanaya. | 270 |
| John: Look down. | 242 |
| Enter name. | 266 |
| ==> | 275 |
| THESE BORING MEN ARE UNINTERESTING. | 262 |
| John: Chase the man, you want your book! | 232 |
| ======> | 223 |
| ==> | 253 |
| ==> | 259 |
| ==> | 218 |
| Dave: Open Complete Bullshit. | 289 |
| Kanaya: Answer CC. | 243 |
| Sollux: Get to work at computer. | 224 |
| AND JUST LIKE THAT, THEY WERE GONE. | 249 |