| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jake: Answer. | 332 |
| Feferi: Report to Eridan. | 365 |
| Enter name. | 372 |
| Calliope: Tidy up a little. | 343 |
| SO I GET UP. AND... | 379 |
| ==> | 371 |
| Enter name. | 327 |
| John: Topple urn. | 338 |
| ==> | 366 |
| ==> | 461 |
| DD: Seek help. | 388 |
| THE DOOR, JOHN. LOOK AT THE DOOR. | 330 |
| ==> | 371 |
| John: Enter captcha code as seen on back of pogo ride in John's bathroom. | 361 |
| Dave: Take legendary nap. | 365 |
| ==> | 322 |
| ==> | 351 |
| Enter name. | 348 |
| ======> | 416 |
| John: Present time! Open a present see what's cookin'! | 327 |