| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Rose: Head out the window. | 332 |
| ==> | 285 |
| SO I BIDE MY TIME. | 295 |
| ==> | 314 |
| ==> | 312 |
| ==> | 349 |
| John: Deploy... huh? | 377 |
| ==> | 292 |
| AH: Why don't you keep drawing Homestuck or something. | 314 |
| ==> | 335 |
| I THINK HE THOUGHT HE COULD DESTROY MY SOUL. | 312 |
| ==> | 381 |
| Karkat: Be in cahoots with Equius. Cahoooooooots. | 399 |
| HOMOSUCK. | 297 |
| ==> | 323 |
| Rose: Refuse to acknowledge the absurd tea set. | 374 |
| THE WITCH ALSO DIES FROM HER INJURIES. | 289 |
| ==> | 334 |
| ==> | 303 |
| Calliope: Check out magazine. | 292 |