| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jake: Answer Strider. | 1 |
| John: Get more stuff. | 2 |
| ==> | 3 |
| Dirk: Fuck it. | 4 |
| ======> | 5 |
| ======> | 6 |
| ==> | 7 |
| ======> | 7 |
| ==> | 9 |
| Kanaya: Mediate. | 9 |
| ====> | 10 |
| ==> | 12 |
| John: Combine ghost shirt and suit. | 12 |
| ==> | 13 |
| ==> | 14 |
| NOW TAKE IT. | 14 |
| ======> | 14 |
| ==> | 17 |
| Karkat: Check out magazine. | 19 |
| STORY RECTANGLE: ZOOM IN ON RAUNCHY SEDUCTION. | 19 |