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Jade: Ascend.

> Skulligan Malone

SOLLUX: 2o forget iit, ju2t go back two whatever you were doiing.

SOLLUX: wa2 iit the matchiing ruiin2 2iite?

SOLLUX: y0u kn0w, f0rget it.

FTC: aW sHiT bRo, I dOn'T kNoW.

FTC: BeCaUsE My hOrNs iM AlL AbOuT ArE ThEsE FuNnY HoNk hOrNs InStEaD oF hEaD hOrNs

FTC: A FiSt fUlL Of sTaRdUsT'S WhAt's pOoFiN My fAcE

SOLLUX: why didn't y0u tell me that, what gives? 0r that y0u might have changed, like learned t0 be awes0mely sympathetic t00 my terrible new pr0blem, aa.

SOLLUX: aw shit n0...

SOLLUX: oh yeah, ii am awe2ome about that for 2ure.

SOLLUX: waiit.

SOLLUX: no no, ii mean 2omeone from OUR uniiver2e, the one we ju2t made.

SOLLUX: 2ome crazy technology AA dug out of your fuckiing 2ponge2.


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