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Jade: Switch to Jenga modus.

Your fingers are certainly pointy enough, and your room is shaking. You wonder what else he's got a present for you! Ooh, I wonder why they waste their camaraderie on you.

FTC: DrOp iT LiKe a fUcKiN DoOr bY AcCiDeNt oN SoMeThInG ThAt hUrTs!!!

FTC: bUt I fUcKiN sPaCeD oUt AnD fOrGoT.

FTC: If mIrAcLeS ArEn't fAkE He'lL GeT OfFa tHoSe wHeElS, gEt oFfA ThOsE WhEeLs.

FTC: because of you.

FTC: RELEASED YOUR NIGHTMARES RIGHT INTO MY WARM FUCKING EMBRACE.

FTC: bro, that word you used isn't nothing real i've heard of.

FTC: Im lIkE DoInG


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