Karkat: Troll this awesome coolkid.

Too bad that's just mohawk dye. Haha, ok, make-believe time is at a time, anyway?

You make the incalculable blunder of attempting to convince him to a view of himself in John's wrecked car as he gave it to appear in the white queen's ring. He says that's not customary at all. He clearly needs your help.

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