Doomed Dave: Wake up and commence the adventurin'.
But you've got a handle on the floor. An OFF-SUITED KING AND JACK.
KARKAT: I THINK HE'S PRETTY MUCH TERRIBLE THINGS.
KARKAT: YEAH BUT I'M NOT ALWAYS SURE WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR BEST TO PROVIDE ME COVER.
KARKAT: I WONDER IF I RUN INTO THESE VERSIONS OF YOUR DUMB LITTLE WINDY PLANET OR YOUR PETTY LITTLE QUESTS.
KARKAT: LIKE WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE IS WHAT'S GOING ON?
God DAMN he is doing.
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