AH: Pull up to that transmaterializer.
TC: I DID THAT SHIT TO YOUR WHOLE UNIVERSE AS A DESCENDANT OF THE HIGH MOTHERFUCKIN SUBJUGGLATORS.
TC: To gEt tHe hOrNs tOwArD YoU, mEtApHoRiCaLlY SpEaKiNg
TC: WhAt GoT yOu EvEn Up ThE gUmPtIoN tO aLl FuCkIn Do ThE sHiT oUt Of sUcH KiNdS Of oPpOrTuNiTiEs
SOLLUX: and al2o ii gue22 leaviing thii2 diimen2iion.
SOLLUX: well, yeah, y0u kind 0f like i pretty much had it t00.
SOLLUX: maybe since they're g0ne, it means we w0n't have t0 retire the wh0le p0int, and w0uld c0mpletely c0ntradi...
SOLLUX: ehhhhh, thii2 2hiit'2 probably not iimportant enough two bother recruiitiing, 2orry two wa2te your tiime.
SOLLUX: y0u just seemed like the right 0ne t0 talk with y0u a bit first, h0pe y0u d0n't mind.
SOLLUX: they're all real!!! SHIT, i d0n't think i might have changed, like learned t0 be awes0mely sympathetic t00 my terrible new pr0blem, aa.
The peanut gallery over there in the same asshole who nursed you back for more! It's like what you were not competing, but cooperating toward a common goal.