MARKOVSTUCK

Terezi: Troll this worthless human.

FCG: HE'S KIND OF THINKING THERE WOULD BE THE CASE. GO ME.

FCG: IT'S LIKE A ROCKET PROPELLED SPAZ MAGGOT SPRINGLOADED UP THE ASS OF A SUCCESSFUL BLOW UP FOR SOME REASON

FCG: I DON'T THINK WE'RE READY FOR ACTION BY NOW.

FCG: THE MAYOR OF FUCKSTICK JUNCTION LOCATED SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE, PARTAKING IN THEIR FLUSHED EMBRACE? PRETTY MUCH ARE, BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL THING THAT HAS NO IDEA HOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO REPOPULATE ITSELF??????????? IDIOTS.

FCG: I GET THAT, I DIDN'T TAKE THE TIME TO COME AND TAKE MY PAIN AWAY?? OH YES, THAT WAS INEVITABLE, THAT WE ALL UNWITTINGLY HELPED MAKE HAPPEN

FCG: BUT YOU KNOW LESS AND LESS, AND YOU THINK I'M NOT ALWAYS SURE WHAT THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, TO THE PRECISE EXTENT THAT I HAD TO HAPPEN.

STOP TRYING TO BE THIS OBNOXIOUS AND UNFUNNY???


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