| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a flagellum and puke on your desk. | 20 |
| THE HAG MENTIONED COOKIES. PURSUE HER. | 20 |
| ==> | 20 |
| ==> | 19 |
| Jane: Examine portrait. | 19 |
| Hours in the present... | 19 |
| ==> | 19 |
| GAME OVER KID. | 19 |
| WE HAVE. | 19 |
| WV: Take the cake! | 19 |
| Read note. | 19 |
| John: Level up! | 18 |
| Dave: Combine shitty sword and Hella Jeff drawing. | 18 |
| ==> | 18 |
| Sollux: Recruit team leader. | 18 |
| ==> | 18 |
| ======> | 18 |
| Rose: Pester John. | 18 |
| thank you | 18 |
| ==> | 18 |