| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| CONFIRM THE KILL. | 304 |
| Hours in the past... | 304 |
| John: Eat cake. | 304 |
| John: Take box. | 304 |
| Skip to the attractive female. | 304 |
| Roxy: Send him home. | 304 |
| Jane: Consult with Jaspersprite. | 304 |
| Sollux: Delete. | 304 |
| John: Open the Package. | 304 |
| John: Prepare for a new frog. | 304 |
| ======> | 304 |
| ==> | 304 |
| Roxy: Open to random page. | 304 |
| the master thief! is that on your laptop from the tree. | 304 |
| ======> | 304 |
| GO BACK TO THE PARTY. | 304 |
| One more time. | 304 |
| Jade: Prepare for flight. | 304 |
| Rose, I must leave now. | 304 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 303 |