| BM: Wreck some havoc. |
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| Jade: Explore the other girl. |
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| BOY I SAID GET YER ASS UP AND ALCHEMIZE STUFF GO GO GO. |
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| Dave: Stop wasting time and stop the thief. |
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| Rose: Try to understand. |
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| John: Chase the man, you want your book! |
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| uu: Reveal shitty twist. |
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| WV: Pick up sledgehammer. |
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| Jade: Explore the other asshole. |
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| Way in the past again. |
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| ==> |
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| JOHN YOU DO THE WINDY THING DO THE WINDY THING DO THE WINDY THING DO THE WINDY THING? |
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| Dave: Be the huge bitch. |
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| Aradia: Skip to the story jackass. |
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| Jade: Captchalogue nearest Squiddles doll and hug it. |
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| John: Acquire hammer and return it to specibus. |
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| Dave: Pull sword out of illicit literature. |
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| THAT'S THE END OF ACT 1 |
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| John: Carve a totem of the bag. He was very dedicated to his craft |
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| Months in the past again. |
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