| HURRY |
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| ALPHA MALE: GO OUTSIDE. |
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| John: Attempt to get the cookies boy |
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| Jack: Look at the other asshole. |
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| ==> |
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| Jade: Open the big one. |
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| ==> |
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| Rose: Check out magazine. |
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| ==> |
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| Jade: Open Echidna and go into the kitchen. |
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| Aradia: Skip to the story jackass. |
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| John: Enter code on back of pogo ride to fling grist through window. |
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| ==> |
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| John: Combine fake arms again. |
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| DD: Ok, that's cool. Stop being the other guy. |
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| Jane: Consult with Jaspersprite. |
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| END OF ACT 1. |
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| Dave: Transfer katana to strife specibus. |
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| ======> |
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| Dave: Take sip of the present... |
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