| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Dave: Resist great urge to ride bro's rocket board. | 302 |
| Calliope: Flip to page 1. | 302 |
| AR?: Doff your hat in disgust. | 302 |
| ==> | 302 |
| Dave: Check on lusus. | 302 |
| Sollux: Delete. | 302 |
| Terezi: Go get help. | 302 |
| Dave: Be the huge bitch. | 302 |
| ME?? ==> | 302 |
| Try again. | 302 |
| YES!!!!!!!!!!! | 302 |
| ==> | 302 |
| Hooray! This one contains a prize! | 302 |
| Dave: Resist great urge to ride bro's rocket board. | 302 |
| ==> | 302 |
| Years in the present... | 302 |
| ======> | 302 |
| John: Open the Package. | 302 |
| Rose: Think of a new friend. | 302 |
| Jade: View Davesprite. | 302 |