| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Try to open can with your loving wife and daughter. | 323 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 323 |
| PM?: Grab the soiled toilet. | 323 |
| ==> | 323 |
| Dave: Read it. | 323 |
| ======> | 323 |
| ==> | 323 |
| John: Open message. | 323 |
| Sollux: Look out window. | 323 |
| ==> | 323 |
| ==> | 323 |
| Jane: Feed it to Scrabble Points Hash Modus. | 323 |
| I GET UP. AND... | 323 |
| ==> | 323 |
| Rose: Forget the W and make a fort. | 323 |
| ==> | 323 |
| Rose: Put bathtub back. | 323 |
| ==> | 323 |
| John: Become overwhelmed with responsibility. | 323 |
| Jade: Go explore the house. | 323 |