| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 326 |
| DD?: Listen to DD?. | 326 |
| John: Read note. | 326 |
| Jade: Quickly retrieve arms from floor, post-haste! | 326 |
| Jade: Captchalogue bass. | 326 |
| ==> | 326 |
| ==> | 326 |
| Dirk: Check on Sollux. | 326 |
| ==> | 326 |
| ======> | 326 |
| John: Unwrap the smallest present first. | 326 |
| WV: Locate a nearby sharp object. | 326 |
| UU: Cheer uu. | 326 |
| Rose: Be the other guy. | 326 |
| Dave: Go get a beverage. | 326 |
| John: Proceed to lab. | 326 |
| Enter name. | 326 |
| DD: Proceed to transmaterializer. | 326 |
| THAT'S THE END OF ACT 5 | 326 |
| Rose: Forget the W and make a new frog. | 326 |