| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jane: Return to serving client. | 345 |
| WV: Try to understand. | 345 |
| Aradia: Check on Rose. | 345 |
| John: Eat cake. | 345 |
| JOHN. COOKIES. NOW. | 345 |
| Rose: Check out gristwidget. | 345 |
| Roxy: Deploy Frigglish. | 345 |
| Jade: Remove reminders. | 345 |
| ==> | 345 |
| Sollux: Delete. | 345 |
| ==> | 345 |
| ANYWAY, BACK TO OUR STORY. | 345 |
| ======> | 345 |
| ALPHA MALE: GO OVER THERE. | 345 |
| Hours in the future... | 345 |
| ==> | 345 |
| Dave: Deploy cloning apparatus. | 345 |
| Rose: Think of a new friend. | 345 |
| John: Return to room. | 345 |
| 7. GETTING MURDERED IN DRAWINGS. | 345 |